Rosemarie Shiver
2005-01-11 20:40:34 UTC
Hey ya'all...read this! <g>
You Know You're Stressed Out When:
1. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest
that you should get some rest.
2. You can achieve "Runners High" by sitting up.
3. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.
4. The Sun is too loud.
5. Trees begin chasing you.
6. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
7. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
solution of espresso.
8. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption
of coffee.
9. You can hear mimes.
10. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
11. Things become "Very Clear."
12. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
13. You begin speaking in a language only you and the coffee cup can
understand.
14. You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you're the only one
in the room.
15. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
16. Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
17. David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey! Can I film you?"
18. You and Reality file for divorce.
19. You can skip without a rope.
20. It appears that people are speaking in binary code.
21. You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and
Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
white glow disappears, leaving you more confused then before.
22. You can travel without moving.
23. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
24. You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
25. You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get
into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the
rest of the night.
26. Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
27. You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you
are talking to.
28. You actually consider smoking over some numbnut moron you used to date.
29. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
:)
Laffs and Hugs from Rosie
You Know You're Stressed Out When:
1. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest
that you should get some rest.
2. You can achieve "Runners High" by sitting up.
3. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.
4. The Sun is too loud.
5. Trees begin chasing you.
6. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
7. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
solution of espresso.
8. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption
of coffee.
9. You can hear mimes.
10. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
11. Things become "Very Clear."
12. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
13. You begin speaking in a language only you and the coffee cup can
understand.
14. You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you're the only one
in the room.
15. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
16. Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
17. David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey! Can I film you?"
18. You and Reality file for divorce.
19. You can skip without a rope.
20. It appears that people are speaking in binary code.
21. You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and
Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
white glow disappears, leaving you more confused then before.
22. You can travel without moving.
23. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
24. You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
25. You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get
into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the
rest of the night.
26. Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
27. You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you
are talking to.
28. You actually consider smoking over some numbnut moron you used to date.
29. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
:)
Laffs and Hugs from Rosie
--
"If you wanna get it done, you gotta fight for yourself" -- Meat Loaf, Bat
Outta Hell II
"If you wanna get it done, you gotta fight for yourself" -- Meat Loaf, Bat
Outta Hell II