LOL....nah.
It's a wait and see thingy. Dang but this stuff is SOOOO vexating!
Good thing I got my sense of humor to see it thru, eh? We gots plastic tarps
up...the latest shades of blue and brown! <g>
So I promised a nice lady at the stop smokin'. NG I'd post her
lightbulb joke here...so if yer lurking, Maddie....here it is. And tell yer
troll, Maddie dear, that he can kiss my totally achy and sore patootie.
<weg>
I figured you might like a LB joke, Mel. A little smile from ya, mebbe?
Q: How many newsgroup readers does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: 1,343 - 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the newsgroup that
the light bulb has been changed;
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently;
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs;
53 to flame the spell checkers;
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames;
6 to argue over whether it`s "lightbulb" or "light bulb";
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive;
156 to write to the list administrator about the light bulb discussion
and its inappropriateness to this newsgroup;
109 to post that this newsgroup is not about light bulbs and to please take
this email exchange to ***@onelist:
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling
alt.jokes.lightbulb alt.light & alt.illuminate about changing light bulbs be
stopped;
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
bulbs, and therefore the posts are relevant to the list;
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty;
27 to post URL`s where one can see examples of different lightbulbs;
14 to post that the URL`s were posted incorrectly and post the corrected
URL's;
3 to post about links they found from the URL`s that are relevant to
this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list;
33 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and
footers and then add "Me too";
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy;
19 to quote the "Me too`s" to say "Me three";
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;
44 to ask what is "FAQ";
4 to say "did n't`t we go through this already a short time ago on
Usenet?"
143 to ask "what`s Usenet?"
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Hugs All Around 'Light'ly from Rosie
--
"If you wanna get it done, you gotta fight for yourself" -- Meat Loaf, Bat
Outta Hell II
Post by melodynamicOh, Rosie, so sorry about the extra damage. I had the perfect postcard
for your situation, but I only had one and sent it to someone else.
She'll have to tell you about it when she gets it.
Shall I start collecting tarps?
luv&hugs&stuff,
mildewmom